Dirk "The Daddy" Strider — Around 70 septillion cookies per second, Cookie...

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orteil42

Anonymous asked:

Around 70 septillion cookies per second, Cookie Clicker beckomes a bit boring, all I can do is idle for weeks to buy any new upgrade. Please fix. :(

orteil42 answered:

i’ve got some good news then : i finally got my good laptop back, which means i can get back to work on Legacy and release a playable alpha in the coming months - and once that’s done, i’m planning on adding a whole bunch of content to Cookie Clicker. i’m taking it slow right now though because i gotta get used to this QWERTY keyboard again and boy are brackets giving me a bother

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pocketmonkeys

*sticks my hand in your nucleus and swirls your dna around*

mitzo

I'm a prokaryote

pocketmonkeys

using a fork and twirling it like spaghetti

hera-the-wizard

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mitzo

I'm not translating all of that

hera-the-wizard

lass it's a genome

mitzo

did you just

make a genome?

no joke in it

you just posted a genome sequence?

hera-the-wizard

yeah, t-something bacteriophage if memory serves

mitzo

why

hera-the-wizard

eh

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astercrash

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bitternest

Alternatively, Zelda saw her chance to eliminate that fucking fruit Links to cook with that smells up the house and she fucking took it.

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demilypyro

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demilypyro

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freytful

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demilypyro

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dragonladdie

Hey remember when they found over 200 bodies of native children buried behind a residential school and the world cared for... what, a week?

They've counted about 6,000-7,000 now, for those of you who do still care

dragonladdie

It should NOT fall on Indigenous people's shoulders to keep this known still. We’ve been doing that for generations at this point and NO ONE wants to listen to us.

We’re tired, mourning and constantly reopening our trauma and pain to keep people caring about us. It’s terrible.

foxgirltail

I should start by noting that I am white, and not Canadian, and that if op wants me to remove this comment for any reason, please let me know.

This is a map of all the residential schools in Canada:

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[link to the article it’s attached to, it’s interactable there, so you can get a better look around]

Each dot on this map represents a residential school. Blue dots mean the school is considered completely searched. Yellow dots mean they are either in the process of being searched or there are plans to be searched. Red dots indicate that no search has happened and that no search is currently planned

There were more than 130 residential schools in Canada. This map suggests that only six have been fully searched, and a little more than a dozen partially searched (I counted 15 yellow dots). That leaves at least 109 schools completely untouched.

Let that sink in; if 6,000-7,000 unmarked, indigenous children’s graves were found by searching less than a fifth of all the schools, how many are still undiscovered.

Wikipedia estimates that the body count could be over 50,000, and honestly, that could be a low estimate

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[ID: A map of Canada with dozens of dots on it, 6 of which are blue and 7 of which are yellow; the rest are red. Later there is a screenshot from wikipedia reading, “Estimates range from 3,200 to over 50,000 children that were killed. Most of the recorded student deaths at residential schools took place before the 1950s. /end ID]

broliloquy

The residential school system was a calculated, open, and forthrightly declared attempt at the total genocide of all indigenous peoples in this country. It was literally meant to wipe them out entirely, through a combination of attrition and assimilation.

Never forget that this is what Canada is really built upon.

jocarthage

These are the residential schools in the U.S. I've mapped out the ones in California and there are articles about burials on these sites, some marked and some not.

I hope Secretary Haaland's Federal Indian Boarding School Initiative investigates every single one; their report is Due on April 1, 2022,

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spacelazarwolf

reminder that genocide doesn’t just include ending people’s lives, it includes eradicating their culture. forced assimilation of an entire people is an attempt at genocide.

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