yeahimanerdofficial-deactivated asked:
orteil42 answered:
i’m looking very hermity right now so just close your eyes and imagine a dweebier harry potter with the facial hair of robin williams in jumanji
*sticks my hand in your nucleus and swirls your dna around*
I'm a prokaryote
using a fork and twirling it like spaghetti
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I'm not translating all of that
lass it's a genome
did you just
make a genome?
no joke in it
you just posted a genome sequence?
yeah, t-something bacteriophage if memory serves
why
I held onto this for six whole months. It was soooo hard waiting.
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the disappearance of durian between botw and totk implies to me that somehow zelda managed to erase all durian from the timeline
Sonia handed her a fun new fruit they'd discovered and Zelda was so excited to see familiar food she ate it before anyone could tell her it was the only one
Alternatively, Zelda saw her chance to eliminate that fucking fruit Links to cook with that smells up the house and she fucking took it.
It's equally possible that, when unleashed, Ganondorf wasted no time in destroying every durian plant in Hyrule. We know he could because he was able to damage every weapon in that time frame. Between Ganondorf and Zelda I think Zelda would regard Durian as a scientific curiosity worth preserving and Ganondorf would class it as an annoying smell he wants to get rid of.
durian was the only land fruit capable of dispelling the gloom
All the durian decayed because it got categorized as a weapon.
